Randy Scouse Git    (Listen to midi)

 

                   C                                     Am

1. She's a wonderful lady, and she's mine, all mine,

                       C                                                   Am

    and there doesn't seem a way that she won't come and lose my mind.

                 F                                      Dm

    It's too easy humming songs to a girl in yellow dress,

                      C                                                  Am

    it's been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess.

 

                    C                                     Am

2. The four kings of E.M.I. are sitting stately on the floor,

                     C                                               Am

    there are birds out on the sidewalk, and a valet at the door.

               F                                        Dm

    He reminds me of a penguin with few and plastered hairs,

                 C                                           Am

    talcum powder on the letter, and the birthday boy is there.

 

             Am

    Why don't you cut your hair? Why don't you live up there?

 

    Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care?

 

                            C                           

3. Now theye've darkened all the windows

                  Am

    and the seats are naught-a-hide,

                      C                                     Am

    I've been waiting for an hour, I can't find a place to hide.

             F                                             Dm

    The being known as wondergirl is speaking, I believe,

                 C                                        Am

    it's not easy trying to tell her that I shortly have to leave.

 

             Am

    Why don't you be like me? Why don't you stop and see?

 

    Why don't you hate who I hate, kill who I kill to be free?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

+ C - Am - C - Am - F - Dm - C - Am

 

             Am

    Why don't you cut your hair? Why don't you live up there?

 

    Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care?

 

( …. / and …. sung simultaneously)

 

         Am

Why don't you be like me?          /     She's a wonderful lady,

 

Why don't you stop and see?      /     and she's mine, all mine,

 

Why don't you hate who I hate,   /     and there doesn't seem a way

 

Kill who I kill to be free?          / that she won't come and lose my mind.

         Dm

Why don't you cut your hair?  /  It's too easy humming songs

 

Why don't you live up there?       /     to a girl in yellow dress,

          Am

Why don't you do what I do,        /     it's been a long time since the party,

 

See what I feel when I care?       /     and the room is in a mess.

 

    (Monkees)